Ladies, with Thanksgiving and Christmas right around the corner, don't be a disappointment to your family...again and not bring a serious relationship with you to the family gathering.
Are you tired of hearing, "When are you going to bring a nice boy home?"
Well, fear not! I'm offering my services for the low low price of $299/night (and a plate of lunch/dinner and pumpkin pie [whipped cream required for pie]).
What does that include?
- Matching outfits, matching colors, or sweaters.
- A backstory. Where we met, some silly whimsical thing I did to make you fall in love with me
- Eye contact with every family member as they talk to us
- Family Friendly Charades or Telestrations (both for an addition $20).
- Arrival and Leaving together (I can drive down the street and park, and you can pick me up there so we can arrive together. To use my vehicle to look more like a gentleman, an added $20 per house).